Cute Jokes
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She
asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." |
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Tom won $50 million dollars in the lottery. Tom had a heart condition and his family was afraid to give him the news so they asked their pastor to tell him. The pastor came by to see Tom and said, Tom brace yourself I've got something to tell you. He said you've just won $50 million dollars in the lottery. Tom jumped up and yelled praise God, I'm going to give half the money to the church, shocked the pastor dropped dead. |
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The Healing Power of Laughter
The Bible tells us, "A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones" (Proverbs 17:22). In his book "What You Don't Know May Be Killing You," Dr. Don Colbert noted that research, conducted by the Department of Behavioral Medicine at the UCLA Medical School, into the physical benefits of happiness proved conclusively that "laughter, happiness, and joy are perfect antidotes for stress." Colbert added, "A noted doctor once said that the diaphragm, thorax, abdomen, heart, lungs — and even the liver — are given a massage during a hearty laugh." Hey, look for ways to laugh more! It could be just what the doctor ordered.…
He Who Laughs Last…
On second thought, reverse that! Always be the person who laughs
first. Laughter is the social glue that holds our society together.
Laughter creates a ripple effect of good vibrations and positive feelings.
People who are able to laugh at themselves or the world around them often put
others at ease. Whether at work or in a social situation, be the person who
laughs first. It's good for your (and everyone else's) health!